Turkey Day

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To show that he wasn't chicken.

What did the mother turkey say to her disobedient children?
If your father could see you now, he'd turn over in his gravy!

Asked to write a composition entitled, "What I'm thankful for on Thanksgiving,"
little Timothy wrote, "I am thankful that I'm not a turkey."

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Happy Thanksgiving!