Alien Surgery

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Feeling a little under the weather? Have unusual headaches? Been having weird dreams? Attracted to small, thin people with large heads? Are you finding yourself thinking about implants a lot? You sound like a candidate for medical study by interplanetary visitors. Maybe you should check out Aliens and the Scalpel - "the only website dedicated to the victims of the Alien Abduction Phenomenon."

Be sure to check with your health insurance to see if they cover alien implant removal surgery.