Sunday, October 03, 2004

Escape from Liberaland

Worried about your kids turning into pinko-peacenik-hippies? Maybe you should give them this fiction book for Christmas.

Help! Mom! There Are Liberals Under My Bed!

In simple text, parents and children follow Tommy and Lou on their quest to earn money for a swing set their parents cannot afford. As their dream gets stuck in Liberaland, Tommy and Lou’s lemonade stand is hit with many obstacles. Liberals keep appearing from behind their lemon tree, taking half of their money in taxes, forbidding them to hang a picture of Jesus atop their stand, and making them give broccoli with each glass sold. Law after law instituted by the press-hungry liberals finally results in the liberals taking over Tommy and Lou’s stand and offering sour lemonade at astronomical prices to the customers.
Whoa! Broccoli with each glass of lemonade? Those dastardly libs will stoop to anything to promote their nefarious agenda!

Book is available at Xulon Press, the world's largest Christian publisher.

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